Happy Mother’s Day!!!

Ok, this is from the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes:

    (It's raining outside as Calvin and Hobbes are looking out the window.)

Calvin: Can Hobbes and I go play in the rain, Mom?

Mom: No.

Calvin: Why not?

Mom: You'll get soaked.

Calvin: What's wrong with that?

Mom: You could catch pneumonia, run up a terrible hospital bill, linger a few months, and die.

Calvin, looking back out the window: I always forget. If you ask a mom, you get a worse-case scenario.

Hobbes: I had no idea these little showers were so dangerous! 

A woman telephoned a friend and asked how she was feeling. She said, "Terrible, my head's splitting and my back and legs are killing me. The house is a mess, and the kids are simply driving me crazy."

Very sympathetically the caller said, "Listen, go and lie down, I'll come over right away and cook lunch for you, clean up the house, and take care of the children while you get some rest. By the way, how is Sam?"

"Sam?" the harried mother gasped, "Who is Sam?"

"My heavens," exclaimed the first woman, "I must have dialed the wrong number."

There was a long pause. "Are you still coming over?" the mother asked hopefully.